sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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