Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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