I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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