isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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