There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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