So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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