so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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