why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
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i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
A+ Viking dick
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