It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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