What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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