He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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