I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
