why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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