No, you can still breathe under the balls.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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