I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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