She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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