I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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