Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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