They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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