Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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