i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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