This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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