it hurts more in the daytime
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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