my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
do nipples grow back?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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