If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You can't just leave with hair like that
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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