Pappa wants mamma naked
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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