so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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