when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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