i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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