the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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