i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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