she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Will exercising make me less horny?
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