the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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