We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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