Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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