Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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