i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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