I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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