The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
