there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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