its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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