I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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