I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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