For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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