he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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