You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
so much tequila, so little girl.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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