just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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