the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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