No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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