Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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