Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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