Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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