i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
there is puke in my bra ... again
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