It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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